Episode 35.5 - Jurassic Bite (12/7/19)

Welcome to… (Dramatic pause) Jurassic Bite! May I take your order? Try our new special Premium Rex Burger for the max amount of dino taste!

Hey, we’re going on Shark Tank next month so no one steal this idea okay? Aside from our dinosaur fast food restaurant we also talk about the ethics of stealing random things, “Dark”, season 3 of “Stranger Things”, Benoif and Weiss, and some cool Shakespearean movies. Check it out!

Endnotes:
TLDR: Dinos taste like birds apparently. Huh. Neat. - https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ypx4x5/this-is-what-dinosaur-meat-tasted-like

Episode 35 - We Become [REDACTED] #1 Enemies (12/7/19)

Welcome all to season 4. Glad you could make it!

In this episode, we catch you up with all the cool things that we’ve been up to since last episode. Aulden’s a teacher! Jacob’s a moocher! But they’re both still Real Human Bings!

We also spill the beans on our former employer [REDACTED] and our honest feedback on the experience. Wanna know the name of the company? You’ll just have to listen to find out… Last but not least, our Picks of the Week!

End Notes:
Just going to leave that there for anyone interested in reading more about the past… - http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Teachers+allege+grade+inflation+contract+violations+certified+school+China/7603331/story.html
Dark isn’t Stranger Things! It’s Darker! - https://www.netflix.com/title/80100172
Celebrities are just like us! (Really this warms my hear though) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yE2J2hxB1c

Episode 34 - These are a Few of my Favorite Bings (6/25/19)

When the dog bites! When the bee stings! When I’m feeling sad!

I simply remember my favorite Bings and then I don’t feel so bad! (I never noticed until now that she rhymed sad with bad. Seems lazy somehow…)

Anyway, this is our last episode recorded in China at a Canadian school. We reminisce about what we did and what we’ve learned and then pass the mic to the real coolest cats, our guests. Last but not least, Picks of the Week!

Endnotes:
Dog Bless - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSdma21fnJzgmPodhC9SJ3g
You’re tearing me apart Aulden! - https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/12/2/16720012/the-room-tommy-wiseau-backstory-explained
Audiobook > Movie - https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Disaster-Artist-Audiobook/B00K5SCCXU
Give me my Parasite hipster cred! - https://deadline.com/2020/01/parasite-script-bong-joon-ho-screenplay-read-it-1202819558/
Time Adventure <3 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr53S9vIbCE

Episode 33.5 - Mr. Sandman, Bing me a Dream (6/12/19)

What is the best way to sleep? What is the worst way to sleep? The answer might or might not surprise you! (I don’t know man, it’s some bonus stuff that didn’t make the cut into the full episode. What else do you want??)

Just kidding! I could never be angry at you! I just haven’t been getting a restful night’s sleep. Say, maybe this episode will help! In this bonus, you’ll learn from the experts what is the optimal way to sleep. And Aulden and Jacob do their bits in it too!

Endnotes:
Believable credible website? What do y’all think? - https://www.verywellhealth.com/best-and-worst-sleep-positions-for-health-conditions-4158271

Episode 33 - The Nice and Accurate Podcast of Auldous Nutter (6/12/19)

Today you will be visited by a Demonic presence and an Angelic presence in the form of the Real Human Bings! But which one is which? Which leads you to a path of damnation and ruin and the other to eternal salvation? Which should you listen to? We’ll never tell…

This episode we break down the adapted TV series, “Good Omens” (2019). Based on the awesome book by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, we discuss their legacies and books as well as the new series and its successes and pitfalls.

After that, we have a Real Human Bing Search about a subject near and dear to at least one Human Bing (at the time of recording), sleep. What are the sleep habits of “successful” people? The answers probably won’t surprise you honestly. Last but not least, our Picks of the Week!

Endnotes:
Good Omens cast responds to IGN Comments (Heartfelt Terry mention <3) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk99NZJpWvs&t=1s
Ineffable husbands! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMSZzczFhgw
Highly successful sleep - https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2015/11/13/the-sleep-habits-of-highly-successful-people-infographic/#9da7a596d7fb
Ben Schwartz playing video games - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N_vVUQsY1g
Multi-Dimensional, Polyrhythmic Gangster Shit - http://hiatuskaiyote.com/
Forecast Puberty (Behind a pay wall) - https://www.earwolf.com/episode/forecast-puberty-live-at-the-dynasty-typewriter-w-nicole-byer-john-gemberling/
Now it’s time for C.H.I.P.S. in China (Behind a privacy wall) - http://www.realhumanbings.com/episodes/2018/5/8/real-bing-book-reviews-announcement-chips-in-china

Episode 32 - Gotta Bing Em All! (5/15/19)

Who are those pokemon?? They’re Auldenchar and Jacobluk! What are they talking about? I don’t know, probably something that’s a few months too late to be pop culturally relevant!

(But maybe that’s good because now we have the benefit of reflecting on those first impressions. Or maybe that’s just a justification of always being late with these things. Alright, pull up, get back to the episode description man!)

This episode, we discuss our experiences with the phenomenon of Pokemon as well as the newest live action Pokemon movie, “Detective Pikachu” (2019). Next, we do a Real Human Bing Search into an absolutely China experience, Chinese square dancing! Lastly, our Picks of the Week!

Endnotes:
Sequel already in production! Wow, that was fast! - https://screenrant.com/detective-pikachu-2-pokemon-movie-sequel-release-date/
Full movie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAA_yWX8ycQ
Can’t stop the dancing! - https://www.cnn.com/2017/02/28/asia/china-gets-tough-on-dancing-grannies/index.html
What was good about AD&D - http://www.story-games.com/forums/discussion/18860/what-was-good-about-ad-d-2nd-edition
Travel to Taiwan - https://www.lonelyplanet.com/taiwan
Fubon Guardians! Ever Rising! - https://www.fubonguardians.com/content/masterpage/Index.aspx

Episode 31.5 - It's a Bird, It's a Plane, No! It's D&D! (4/28/19)

Whoa! Another bonus episode! Awesome! We’re basically like a superhero, there to save you when you need them most!

This is a collection of our bits and bites from the D&D section of our talk, with some other random things thrown in because we love you! Keywords: D&D, Zizek, Spock and Y2K, real smart big boys Peterson and Shapiro, Marvel Heroes.

End Notes:
Zizek eating hot dogs - https://twitter.com/nickusen/status/1118253255195275265?lang=en

Episode 31 - Fantasy Fantasy Draft (4/28/19)

Oh man! They took Namfoodel? That totally messes up my draft board! Where does Latimer Estman fall now? Or Tormund Bloodreign? Or Rikard Sanchi?? (D&D inside jokes lolololol, totally the way to invite new fans in…)

Yes that’s right, today is a double dose of nerd with Playlist of Our Lives Part 4 (1998-2000) and a new segment called the Fantasy Fantasy Draft, which is all about D&D and RPGs. It’s a rollicking good time followed only by the best time of every week, the Picks of the Week. Check it out!

End notes:
The best theme song ever! - https://www.dndbeyond.com/
Why everyone loves AD&D! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gImewVPd5o0
Draft Day, it’s Bad Moneyball! - https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/04/21/field-maneuvers

Episode 30.5 - The Most Dramatic Bonus Ever (4/12/19)

Gabbin’ and giggling like gals on this here bonus episode. I can safely call it the most dramatic one ever. Smart people will be brought up, embarrassments will be revealed, birds will be judged and Big Brother is always watching. What does that mean? Listen to find out! (Or just look at the end notes…)

End Notes:
You can literally watch everything! On one level I’m horrified, on the other, I’m fascinated at how they actually make a show out of it… - https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_brother/live_feed/
Steve Moses wins big on the show. Go Blue Devils! - https://www.fredonia.edu/alumni/statement/coming-age-fredonia-senior-steve-moses-wins-%E2%80%98big-brother-17%E2%80%99-cbs
Birds heard what you said Dimarya. This is their response! - http://mentalfloss.com/article/52814/7-awesome-things-birds-can-do

Episode 30 - The Bingclor (4/12/19)

On the most dramatic episode of Real Human Bings yet! Colton’s shall be discussed, tripping and falling will be laughed at, and working moms will finally get a comedy they deserve! Accept this rose and listen along won’t you?

Joined by “The Bachelor” experts, first-time-long-time RHB Dimarya Funk and friend of the pod Melanie Peck, they try to explain to Jacob just what captivates them about this famous reality TV show. (Not that he needed much pushing to begin with, he was hooked within the first episode…) They break down the most dramatic season ever as well as why they love this show in the first place.

And of course, as always, our favorite part of the week, Picks of the Week. Keywords: nostalgia, hometown, cleanliness, working moms, lots of laughs. Don’t miss it!

Endnotes:
Jacob should have brushed up beforehand! - https://www.motosport.com/blog/10-atv-riding-techniques-for-beginners
Like this show even needs more press… -https://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelor
Seems like a worthy cause, no joke here - http://www.coltonslegacy.org/
Binging With Babish, “Garbage Plate” - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjoeVwJTUTA
12 Wings in 12 Hours, “Buffalo Wings” - https://video.bonappetit.com/watch/12-types-of-buffalo-wings-in-12-hours-which-is-the-best
America’s favorite sponge! (Besides Bob) - https://scrubdaddy.com/scrub-daddy-original/
Working Moms - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6143796/