Real Bing Book Reviews

Reviewing Lots of books . . . Poorly!

 

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You've found the secret podcast series that has only been revealed to the most Humanest of Bings!  Congratulations and welcome!

In this series, your favorite Human Bings, Aulden, Jacob and sometimes guests, read and review a selection from a book. One Human Bing (Usually Jacob) will read a chapter from the larger work and the listeners will react and interrupt with brilliant and insightful commentary. Well... Sometimes it's insightful. Usually it's not brilliant.

However, these are not just normal books, but instead books of the DAMNED! Beware of what you may find while here, as it has driven men and women insane!

This is not a wide release series, but you are welcome to listen and download these recordings for your own listening pleasure!

Enjoy, but be careful not to lose your mind...

 

C.h.I.P.S. in China

by jim williams

 

What happens when Canadian HUDSON SMITH comes to Baishantan to teach at the Chinese Harmonious International Peace School? Well, lots of hijinks! Mostly prejudiced assumptions about the Chinese culture and the shallowest understanding of how to write a plot. Can you believe this was part of a master's project? Neither can we!

  • C.H.I.P.S. In China, Real Bing Book Review Trailer

Real Bing Book Reviews Announcement - C.H.I.P.S. In China
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn
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  • Chapter One: Flight to the Future

    A plane ride, plenty of side characters, and the introduction to our hero.

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter One - Flight to the Future
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn
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  • Chapter Two: My Mind's Been on the Blink

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Two - My Mind's Been on the Blink
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn (Feat. Stephen Smart)
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  • Chapter Three: Welcome Bock

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Three - Welcome Bock
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn
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  • Chapter Four: A Morning in the Life of Eric Peterson

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Four - A Morning in the Life of Eric Peterson
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn
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  • Chapter Five: Extra-Curricular

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Five - Extra-Curriculars
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn (Feat. Melanie Peck)
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BONUS - C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Five - Extra-Curriculars
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn (Feat. Melanie Peck)
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  • Chapter Six: The Communist Liberator

C.H.I.P.S. in China, Chapter Six - The Communist Liberator
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn
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  • Chapter Seven: The Battles

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Seven - The Battles
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn
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  • Chapter Eight: The Chinese Church

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Eight - The Chinese Church
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn
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  • Chapter Nine: To Market

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Nine - To Market
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn (Feat. Julie Forrest)
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  • Chapter Thirteen: Money Matters

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Thirteen - Money Matters
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn (Feat. Stephen Smart & Melanie Peck)
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BONUS - C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Thirteen - Money Matters
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn (Feat. Stephen Smart & Melanie Peck)
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  • Chapter Eighteen: The Evaluation Team

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Eighteen - The Evaluation Team
Audlen MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn (Feat. Stephen Smart & Dan Fuller)
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  • Chapter Nineteen: New Years Eve in Harbin

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Nineteen - New Years Eve in Harbin
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn
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  • Chapter Thirty-Two: The Lushun Speech

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Thirty-Two - The Lushun Speech
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn (Feat. Stephen Smart)
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  • Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prom

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Thirty-Three - The Prom
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn (Feat. Stephen Smart)
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BONUS - C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Thirty-Three - The Prom
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn (Feat. Stephen Smart)
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  • Chapter Thirty-Four: Flag at Half Mast

C.H.I.P.S. In China, Chapter Thirty-Four - Flag At Half Mast
Aulden MacQueen & Jacob Schermerhorn
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Dragons, donkeys, and dust

by rudy kong

 

A memoir about a time spent in Jinshitan teaching at the Maple Leaf Schools is nowhere as interesting as what happens in the very first chapter. No wait, even before that! In the introduction! What happened? You'll just have to listen to find out...

 

  • Dragons, Donkeys, and Dust (Part 1)